And lo, there was an Abomination that fell
upon the United States of America,
causing much travail.
Men gnashed their teeth in vain.
Women muttered and moaned
and screamed for a cup of coffee.
And the Abomination was called
TIME CHANGE SUNDAY.
It's here, friends.
Maybe a nap will help.
Wake up there, sleepyhead!
"Bah, leave me alone, will ya?
And did you get permission to take my picture?"
Shhh, go back to sleep....