This is so me!
A 1953 Zenith clock radio.
I don't even care that it can start my coffee and let me know when my time under the sunlamp is up. I don't sit under a sunlamp or drink coffee.
I wouldn't even set the alarm, or not often for I am that fortunate person, retired.
No, I would just admire its elegant little self on my bed table.
My firstborn son collects and restores old radios, among other things. Perhaps I'll send him a link to this post.
I'm a senior citizen, my wants are few. This little Zenith radio, though, just might go on my birthday list.
It is so me!